conran

The name of an individual who smells like shit and finds difficulty talking to girls.

"That Conran cunt has no friends"

by sleb July 2, 2019

connan

a little ranga who has an even smaller penis. he gets hard to his grandmother and lasts less than 20 seconds in bed. he has no sexual prospects and enjoys a fricker sticker on the weekends.

oh look he has a tiny penis he must be a connan

by tiny dick meat 69 February 7, 2022

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

Conan

When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"

Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.

by JubJubHero2 November 9, 2010

Condone

a word most people spell as "condom" in their mind.

condone

by WrapCrap February 1, 2019

conman

the awesomest and rockinest guy in the history of awesome and rockin people.

the conman is so rockin

by brie "the conman" connors October 2, 2004

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009