Comfortability

The balance between the comfort of an article of clothing and the ability to move in it

Latrell: Ay boi, these pants comfy as fuck when I be saggin'

Richard: Well pal, that's great, but your comfortability rating is way low....this fuzzy onesie offers great comfortability...I can relax on the couch or run away from bullies with great ease!
Latrell: Damn niggah you right, I'm finna go to Walmart and get me one!

Robert: Yay! Twinsies!
Latrell: Nah...We is Niggsies

by Randus Maximus March 17, 2016

comfortable coinage

The preferred return of metal coinage for a given transaction to keep one from being bogged down with unfavorable denominations.

As opposed to taking the full 57 cents change from the cashier, Bob opted to leave the nickel and two dimes behind and pocket only the comfortable coinage.

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003

Comfortable cheek

Said of someone who gives great blowjobs.

A: So, how did it go on friday with Mary?
B: Let's just say she has comfortable cheeks!

by cd-rx25 December 24, 2007

Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.

Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."

by Tobiano March 16, 2011

Comfort Rape

When a close friend dies and someone you and the deceased barely know (or like) expects you to comfort them while completely ignoring your own pain or grief.

Cindy totally comfort raped me at the reception but I couldn't let her make a scene.

by Enyo Tisiphone May 3, 2018

Comfort Colors

What the cool Southerners wear as tee shirts and sweaters.

If you ain't got no Comfort Colors in your wardrobe, then you are most certainly a Yankee.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Comfort straight couple

When you're in the LGBTQIA+ community and find comfort in fictional or real straight couples (normally fictional). This is a term when both characters or celebrities are both heterosexual outside of the cis male and cis female relationship.

Person 1: Omg I love Jack Walten and Rosemary Walten they're my comfort straight couple!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE SO CUTE!

by irlpidge April 16, 2022