collectified

to collect and divide

he collectified vibrators

by Clare's friend August 8, 2009

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

Collect My Thoughts

To take time to recover and get back to a decently functioning state after an extended duration of partying, drinking and/or abusing substances.

I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.

by Jax77 September 21, 2015

Colleened

The act of providing oral sex without getting any in return.

I gave a guy a blow job last night and he totally colleened me.

by Tubbytron July 12, 2017

Collect Yourself

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018

Collarted

Past Participle of Collart

“Jimbo absolutely collarted Steve’s head off”

by Active Yg December 5, 2018

Collector Healing

In the game Clash of Clans, collector healing is an action caused by mental illness. It's represented by using the healing spell anywhere but where it's useful. For example on collectors or if you're a druid you can use it on the grass.

Hey, what's up?
Hey, life sucks.
Why's that?
I've done Collector Healing today.
Ohh, do you have any mental illness?
I don't know, I'm taking the test today.

by TheWallovec January 10, 2020