A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.
by ferris314 April 14, 2010
Get the The Clacker mug.1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery
You should dance with that girl.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
by thirdrock February 15, 2005
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Fangirl abbreviation for the yaoi pairing Zack Fair and Cloud Strife from the video game Final Fantasy VII.
by Ziggy Pasta November 28, 2009
Get the Clack mug.The action of getting ran into on a ski slope. Usually a result of a gaper taking slow, unpredictable turns that take up the entire mountain.
Dude that gaper made a turn out of nowhere and I clacked him!
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.
by Reih April 25, 2008
Get the clacked mug.Slang term to describe fuckin a girl real good. The term coach is from Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka. Since Ditka sounds a lot like Dicka we say i'mma give that bitch some of this dicka or some coachin. Ditka led the Bears to a superbowl victory so that's some good Coachin.
I'mma give that bitch some coachin tonight. I'mma put that Mike DICKA on that bitch, some of this good chicago coachin.
by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006
Get the Coachin mug.Coach Z is the hilarious Canadian coach at Crazy Go Nuts University that has a secret love for Marzipan and wants to return to his former glory as a rapper.
Coach Z: Homestar, you done a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
by Matt Damon gets all the ladies. January 28, 2005
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According to the schedule I have here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum!
by Jason Kucsma July 12, 2007
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