cintemporist

One who has a unique affinity for movies about time travel. Symptoms include (but not limited to):

-dressing up as Marty McFly on halloween

-thinks they haven't found the one yet because their lover is from a different century

-puts all their savings money into a hot tub fund

-always listening to jazz

To be distinguished from a fan of time traveling tv shows, such as the Whovians, cintemporists exclusively derive pleasure from the cinematic perspective.

Person A: She won't shut up about Interstellar.

Person B: Checks out, she's a real cintemporist.

He thinks Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a time travel movie, pft not even a real cintemporist!

by the-original-cintemporist March 21, 2024

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Coint

An activity that is cringe, but you are aware of it and it's actually fun.

'Dude wanna play Fortnite?' 'That's such a coint but I'm down.'

by amidincidentallygeez May 30, 2024

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coindensation

Any wetness that has accumulated on coins (most typically found in a cup holder of a vehicle underneath of 42 Oz XXL fountain soda)

I was looking for change in my cup holder to pay for my McChicken, and the coindensation killed my boner.

by whaWHApopPOP June 22, 2024

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Chintendo Vii

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.

Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!

by not a normal man September 19, 2024

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