Cockwacker

This is the act of using excessive force on your shlong, there tends to be friction burns and or lumps along the shaft of your meat rocket. Typical cures for this is a mixture that consists of vinegar, bleach, and chlorine.

"You dirty cockwacker"
"I accidentally cockwacked last night and am feeling bad today"

by Spencer brush September 20, 2022

Clocksucker

A person who does not work for their paycheck.

Stop being a clocksucker Chad, and get back to work!

by Lemon Zest October 6, 2022

Cuckbuckery

A type of tomfoolery, and a tip of the hat to the way the fed prints money out of nowhere, essentially growing money from trees used to make the paper to print the money on.

This is some straight cuckbuckery to expect that I should tip a kiosk after bagging up my own groceries.

by DOINKDAYS July 10, 2024