by MyOwnPersonalCrisis June 22, 2023
Get the Twink clink mug.A colinkohn is a person who is an asshole and has no real or actual purpose in life other than to think they’re the sh*t but in reality are extremely inferior to others.
They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous pick me girls.
They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body.
They have an orange skintone like Donald Trump or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a
super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate american girls.
They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous pick me girls.
They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body.
They have an orange skintone like Donald Trump or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a
super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate american girls.
Hot girl : Is that a colinkohn?
Other hot girl: Yes, now my day is ruined.
Hot girl: He must get tired from all his friends dick-riding him and constantly controlling their lives and what they do and who they can date or like.
Other hot girl: Yeah they do that cause they’re actually super into eachother.
Other hot girl: Yes, now my day is ruined.
Hot girl: He must get tired from all his friends dick-riding him and constantly controlling their lives and what they do and who they can date or like.
Other hot girl: Yeah they do that cause they’re actually super into eachother.
by moreiconicthanyou March 2, 2024
Get the A ColinKohn mug.A customary toast of friendship in which two comrades will clink glasses. Firstly, using the tip of the glass - for friends that are here -, then, the bottom - for friends friends that aren't here - and finally, tapping the bottom on the nearest flat surface (i.e. table, ground, bar etc.) - for the friends still to come. It is an act of companionship in many drinking communities.
by Elijah Would April 25, 2024
Get the McGowan Clink mug.Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024
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