do you think he made a wrong u turn and ended up at the American Idol auditions, cause he's TOO GOOD for American Idol!
by Lisa September 12, 2004
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by kristina January 13, 2004
Get the Clay Aiken mug.(noun)To reek of stinktitude; a person who obviously has no idea how rediculous he is.
(verb)to be oblivious to how incredibly rediculous you are
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by Turd Ferguson March 24, 2004
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Being a runner up has never been sweeter :)
Being a runner up has never been sweeter :)
by hotwaxonclay August 28, 2005
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Paula: Why is that colossal man dripping sweat all over the stage, Simon?
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
Simon: I don't know, but I like it! Much better than that scrabbly little dork over there, Clay Aiken. Too bad I cannot hear him for my excess earwax has blocked my eardrums.
Paula: Yeah, too bad.
by Maeve June 10, 2004
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