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Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018
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Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.
Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude
by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018
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by Online Digital Marketing December 25, 2018
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.
Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.
by ravenghost August 11, 2019
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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.
Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning
by Fireguy47 October 19, 2019
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