Fanta Claus is Comin'

Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudoph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online sto motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.

Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.

Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.

by freakfrakky22 June 19, 2011

claustrophoberizing

something that causes claustrophobia

"Next was the MRI, in the basement of the hospital. It's my favorite of course. Nothing like having your ears plugged, a cloth put over your eyes, being handed a buzzer, and shoved into a claustrophoberizing donut hole so you can listen to god-awful whirring and buzzing and fog horns and such for 20 minutes or so, all while you hold your entire body completely still. Of course this is when you get that major nose itch."

by cookiewonton March 29, 2008

Claus-strophobia

The feeling of being trapped and encroached on by Christmas; being unable to avoid or escape the commercials, the music, and the rest of the havoc that is wreaked upon all of us regardless of our religious denomination from Thanksgiving to new years'.

It's still a few days from Christmas, but I am dealing with a severe case of Claus-strophobia after going by the mall. Wake me up when it's over.

by Dr. Seth Mathus Ganz December 23, 2010

Panty Claus

A Panty Claus is a house guests who steals women's panties.

Husband: What's wrong dear?
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

santa claus

When you have a lot of weed and you don't want to smoke it in any usual way, you throw lot of weed in your fireplace, while your mate is up, on the roof and he's getting one fucking hot shot right from the chimney.

Pete: Hey, mate where´s Kevin?

Dave (while throwing the weed into fireplace, grinning): He´s on the roof getting santa claused right now.

by funny_frog January 1, 2018

Santa Claus

After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

After the blow job, he gave her a Santa Claus.

by PeteRepeat October 1, 2006

Canus

Pronounced kay-nuhs. It is the area between the cunt and the anus.

Her juice drained from her cunt toward her anus, via her canus! Yummmmy.

by tdaddy916yadadaibooboo October 5, 2009