Chud Cucking

When you hire a an extremely ugly personable or chud to come over and fuck your wife while you sit in a cuck chair stacked with soylent and cocaine and the chud farts the cocaine into your mouth while you sit in the cuck chair

jeff: hey dan you mind coming over for a chud cucking session?

dan: yeah of course man

by captaintuffass December 6, 2025

Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".

I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.

by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023

Chud

An awkward ginger

Brennen acting like a chud.

by caskalex August 17, 2015

chud

The undesirable remnant of anything

son: hey can you pass me those chips
dad: yeah, but all that’s left is the chud

or

person: at one point this was a good party, but now it’s just the chud

by simón el jefe March 30, 2024

Chud

The word chud is mostly used as internet slang. A chud is a person, typically male, defined by their unattractiveness and cynical and vile actions or speech aswell as a sense of entitlement and/or large ego, these are often as a result of a perceived wronging by society

Did you hear about that man who was posting obscenely violent content in response to a friendly taunt? What a chud

by Ballad of Nigrian princes July 10, 2023

Turbo Chud

Turbo Chuds are people who don't like women, and acts like a cuck

You're such a turbo chud

by SpaceSimp November 8, 2025

chud

Christian, homeschooled, uneducated, dummy. A derogatory term used for people who attempt to use Christian logic to shape their world view, often forcing it down other people's throat whether they like it or not. Frequently attached to hyper-conservatives.

Person 1: "Did you hear the news? Women will now have to wear a lock on their pussies and trans people will all be caught and rounded up like pokemon!"

Person 2: "Why do these chuds hate human rights so much?"

by sofreshm8 March 23, 2024