Chode

a small creepy gremlin
a small dick
small penis

nick is a chode

by snuggly rapist March 24, 2011

Chode

1.The friend that nobody really likes but you keep him there to call him mean names.

2.A stubby penis

1. Man Montana, why are you such a chode.
Montana:Why do you guys so mean?
guy 1:good question.....

2."That dudes packin a chode"

by JohnnyHopkinsBakeSale December 29, 2010

chode

Anybody that you hate or is being an ASSHOLE.

It can also be combined with other words to be more insulting.

God I hate Steve, he's such a chode.

Steve is such a fuckin chodeface.

by Funky August 21, 2006

chode

1. (noun) A penis that is fatter than it is long.

2. NOT the area leading from your nuts to your ass. That would be known as the "Taint" or "Grundle."

Man, It's too bad Timmay can't get the girls because he confuses his "Chode" with his "Grundle."

by Roid Rager May 19, 2003

Chode

Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis

You Have a Chode!

by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w December 2, 2011

chode

a dick that is wider than it is long

michael clausson, so fat chode, but so short

by bill fats July 25, 2007

chode

no its no ya fukin dobber a "chode" is when sum1s dick is wider than it is long get yer facts right ya gimp, u jst must b para coz it applies tae u ya rocket

cupple of mates watchin a porn
"aw for fuk sake look at eh state a tht chode"
"ha ha wat a gimp wits he meant tae dae wae tht"
"mahn shees no gonna get nyhin outta ae it eva"
"ha ano ma fukin nipple wid dae a betta fukin job thn tht stump"

by ch,ch,ch,ch charmin !!! May 2, 2006