Chafia

Chinese Mafia

Don't be fooled by that Pokemon T-Shirt, that dude's Chafia!!

by D.C.M December 5, 2010

Choad

A penis so wide it hurts a woman to even fit into her, proof having a big dick is not the best thing ever.

PB's choad was so wide it didnt even fit into a girl who had a baby, to believe he had sex with a virgin with that monster poor girl prolly has no tightness left now...

by Diarrhea Mouth February 23, 2008

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

Onahole chafing

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.

Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.

by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

Chafe

Fart. Comes from the fact that the skin of your butt cheeks "chafes" as the gas escapes.

It stinks in here. Who chafed?

by Meat Machine October 20, 2008

chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 5, 2004