choad

the hood of a womans loins.some have outties others have choads, the fupa is a choad.

I GOT MY CHOAD LICKED. LICKING OF THE CHOAD. NOT CUNNINGLUS.

by TIFFYCA SHEROXU1 April 11, 2022

Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer March 09, 2016

Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 06, 2017

Choad

A REALLY peng lassie

Check out the bod on that choad

by User_696969 May 08, 2020

yellow brick choad

A yellow brick road in a shape of a large Penis and when someone steps on it all you hears is a deep throat noise.

"Yo bro Stacy is such a slut!"
"Bro why?"
"Didn't you hear she walked on the yellow brick choad."

by Gabyzee May 26, 2017

choad catcher

choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away

I saw the choad catcher yesterday

by Jewdrop crop top August 07, 2018

choad shiner

The act of jacking off a choad. The owner of the choad must rub the choad in a wax on, wax off motion in order for ejaculation.

tony: yo dude i beat it like five times yesterday.

andrew: i thought you had a choad

tony: yeah i had to use the choad shiner technique

by deezballsniggah August 08, 2009