choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

by firestarter2 October 9, 2020

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

chomp choad

When someone sucks your dick or in rare cases when you suck your own. Also know as; blowjob, getting head, bob the knob, etc.

Susie aint great looking but man can she chomp choad like a pro... no teeth and she gargles the #manmalt when shes done.

by p-ro August 7, 2018

Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017

choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis

That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .

by owl fountain May 25, 2016

Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.

Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!

by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025