The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
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A man with a large gut due too his frequant binges on Cheeseburgers. often eating in excess of 15 cheeseBurgers.
Notable Cheeseburger Walrus is "Randy" from Canadian cult classic Trailer Park Boys
Notable Cheeseburger Walrus is "Randy" from Canadian cult classic Trailer Park Boys
"I called Randy a Cheeseburger Walrus" - Cory
"How many Cheeseburgers have u drivin into that gut today you frigging Cheeseburger walrus?"
"How many Cheeseburgers have u drivin into that gut today you frigging Cheeseburger walrus?"
by Tarukane December 31, 2008
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Get the mike who cheese harry mug.When a man cosumes a cheeseburger while titty fucking his partner. Variations of this include the Texas Cheeseburger Titty Fuck in which the man chews his cheeseburger while titty fucking, then lets out a loud "YEEHAW!" while waving his arms around as if on a mechanical bull. While yelling, the pieces of chewed cheeseburger should land on the female's chest and face.
"I cheeseburger titty fucked the shit out of that girl last night, the burger was pretty good."
"I cheeseburgered all over her face when we were Texas cheeseburger titty fucking last night."
"I cheeseburgered all over her face when we were Texas cheeseburger titty fucking last night."
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also referred to as rippin top titty or top shelf.
when you're pinning the top corners, you're rippin top cheese
also referred to as rippin top titty or top shelf.
when you're pinning the top corners, you're rippin top cheese
by big papa zon August 31, 2010
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This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.
I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots
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