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Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
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Closet Cheating

is a type of person who uses unfair advantage in games and try avoid getting banned by acting like he is extremely good and he i legit person
simple context: "player who trys hide cheat to get banned"
they are most common are in FPS (first person shooting), PVP(players vs player) and etc.
---example---
player2 had doube jump in minecraft
player1> "how did you climb 2 blocks high?"
player2>"uhhhh"
player1>"/ban player2 for closet cheating"
by LittleTimmy123 February 21, 2026
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Paternal cheating

The act of taking you father over your husband to the point it could be romantic.

Signs include
Him dreaming about you
You still call him daddy
You buy your husband matching clothes to your father
You choice your father over your husband every chance possible

You run off to daddy's aid over your kids and husband
Hi Sarah i think you are paternal cheating on William with your father.
by Coffscuck September 4, 2025
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Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!
Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife

Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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