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Chanderology

A lifestyle that the residents of Chandler Crossings subscribe to. The chanderologist is passionate about "living the good life" and likes to work hard and play harder.
"Mike practices Chanderology. Today he is going to study before going to the gym, laying out at the pool, playing a game of pickup basketball and hanging out in the student lounge."
by Chanderologist #1 May 6, 2009
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italian flying chandlier

an awesome sex position that starts off by finding a some what hairy Italian man between the ages of 17- 34. When u find this man you then take him into a room / door way that you have designed especially for him. You find a way to hang this Italian man from his feet in such a way that his penis will dangle inside of a woman's mouth ( just dangle there). While the female is masturbating with a wine bottle (preferably a 15 litter bottle) have fun!! Oh by the way grease is optional.
i walked into the room and saw a greasy Italian man hanging from the ceiling. his penis was in some broads mouth. i said what the fuck and they said hey, its okay. this is an italian flying chandlier
by Bill Stoner July 8, 2007
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Candler

A town in North Carolina that is right next to Asheville.
Hey is Candler that one town next to the gayest city in the world?!?!?!
by XxsakuraxXibloom4u August 4, 2008
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chander

guy 1: did chelsea just pussy slap you?
guy 2: yeah shes such a chander.
by spewkyboi October 25, 2018
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cristy candler

Cristy Candler was an ensemble member of the Broadway musical Wicked (one of the best musicals ever, but that's just my opinion.) She played Elphaba's mother. Now Cristy Candler plays Nessarose in Wicked.
Cristy Candler has risen through the depths of the ensemble to have an actual role!
by Ilana March 2, 2007
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Chandlerism

Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.

Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.

Knows the secret to life, as-well.

Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!
You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.

"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )
by Kylie(: February 13, 2009
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Chanler

Damn chanlers such a weirdo
by Poopershmooper November 20, 2019
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