Chance Time Twist

A random event in a game that hands a bad player the win.

The game was nearing its end...
All sings pointed to Arle winning, and everyone accepted the fact happily. She performed well in minigames and made smart decisions.
But then...
On the last turn, the most productive property was given to a random player... and that player was Birdo, who kept investing in watermills.
The game ended at that moment, and when the points were calculated, Birdo was deemed the winner.
Birdo was obviously happy, but everyone else in the room, including Arle, muttered three words:
"Chance Time Twist".

by ChameleonDragon November 16, 2019

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Chavcess

An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!

Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!

by JinxTrim November 20, 2019

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