Christian is the red haired, overweight kid across your street who constantly taunts and teases you. He's the kid that bullies you to the extent where you'll quit a sport. The weird thing about Christian is you can beat him in a fight but you choose not to because you know he'll run to his equally and if not more overweight mom and tell. That's a christian, not some nice kid like these other sheeple think. Or he could be a cool highschooler who plays basketball either or

Friend- Christian is such a fucking cuck
You- I know right. Why can't he just stop being a cuck

Christian by Stanleegon November 17, 2018

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Christian

An idiot who should chop his dick off.
Christian is the type of person to write a suidide note and send it to you just to fuck with you. Everything he says is just infuriating to hear. For example, I was talking to him last week and he said that X deserved his death. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he Was a nazi sympathizer. Anyways fuck Christian

Today Christian said that women are property.

Christian by He confuses you with big words December 4, 2018

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Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he, he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.

Girl 1: I want to date Christian he's so perfect
Girl 2: No he's mine and I'm marrying him

Christian by NG1234 December 12, 2018

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