Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

Blue Caps

A type of psychadelic mushroom.

We ate a bag of blue caps and smelled the colors for hours.

by Alixinchains December 11, 2007

Capstone

To hit a man on the top of the balls while he is masturbating, causing sperm to go back down the tunnel funnel.

Chad was yanking in my room, so I capstoned him.

by Juggalos are all fat June 5, 2010

capsule beaner

someone who tans so often that they begin to become a permanent brown and they look like that of a mexican.

person 1:hey i've been tanning alot latley
person 2: yah i can tell you freggin capsule beaner

by z-trip April 25, 2009

luffy claps the midruto verse low diff

When the mc of a peak anime blitzes the verse of a trash anime

Charles: damn I wonder what naruto would be doing rn if he existed
Intellectual individual: Didn't he get clapped by luffy? He's 6 feet in the ground rn 😹🙏 Luffy claps the midruto verse low diff

by Peak Piece Enthusiast January 3, 2022

chaps

our own london(uk) slang for silver braceletz!

"fuck,u got sum nang chapz"

by red-eye July 23, 2004

Poppin' Caps

When you grab your boyfriend's dick like it's a gun, and pretend to shoot and kill people with it.
Often accompanied by sound effects.

Girl: Hey bby, want me to start poppin' caps? ;)
Boy: Aww fuck yeah bby ;D
Girl: Takes dick, proceeds to go *pew, pew, pew, kills millions*
Boy: -_________-

by g.dizzle October 28, 2011