carpet flyer

A big, fat, arab with massive amounts of facial hair, including eyebrows. Never a big hit with the ladies, but never gives up. on them. Not to be mistaken with a carpet muncher.

Player 1: OMG! Did you just see that carpet flyer?
Player 2: Their eyebrows were like evergreen trees!
player 1: lawlz
player 2: *sings songs from aladdin*
player 1: Well whatever, they were still fat and arab.

by Muhammed Hussein October 16, 2007

sticky carpet

The leftovers of a lonely night.

- Wanna chill?
- Sure but I got a sticky carpet
- Ew

by blastphemous January 23, 2011

carpet bumper

When two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as bumper cars.

Those two chicks were carpet bumpers all night long because neither one of them had a dick!

by Chthonic December 16, 2006

carpet muncher

A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.

Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.

Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

carpet steamer

A girl in the act of masturbating with a shower head.

Gina was one hell of a carpet steamer.

by J00mama May 30, 2006

carpet muncher

carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.

"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"

by kimberlychan July 11, 2007