A big, fat, arab with massive amounts of facial hair, including eyebrows. Never a big hit with the ladies, but never gives up. on them. Not to be mistaken with a carpet muncher.
Player 1: OMG! Did you just see that carpet flyer?
Player 2: Their eyebrows were like evergreen trees!
player 1: lawlz
player 2: *sings songs from aladdin*
player 1: Well whatever, they were still fat and arab.
Player 2: Their eyebrows were like evergreen trees!
player 1: lawlz
player 2: *sings songs from aladdin*
player 1: Well whatever, they were still fat and arab.
by Muhammed Hussein October 01, 2007
The leftovers of a lonely night.
by blastphemous January 22, 2011
by Chthonic December 13, 2006
A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.
by Gimli July 09, 2003
Gina was one hell of a carpet steamer.
by J00mama May 28, 2006
carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
by kimberlychan June 14, 2007