Cardiocock

Man whose heart exists solely within his penis.

After the first few nights, he began to have feelings for me and get serious.

Wow...what a cardiocock!

by Tark A. October 12, 2010

careorists

People who are highly passionate about selflessly impacting the world in a positive way.

Those guys are really a bunch of careorists when it comes to trying to put an end to world hunger!

by lasallen914 November 23, 2013

cardio queen

A morbidly obease person attempting to do cardio

Nothing like being a fitspo cardio queen

by Samwisegamgeexoxo September 28, 2013

carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

christian cardenas

Nigger

Christian Cardenas is a nigger

by Kshsus January 17, 2018

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

cardboardcities

moniker of artist and illustrator who does colourful, quirky and contemporary illustrations

"i want to look at some new art"
"go look at cardboardcities"

by lava lid January 8, 2010