Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Canadian Dick Wrestling

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.

The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

by JungleJimbo August 30, 2017

canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Canadian Nae Nae

When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.

person 1: your sister was wild last night she asked for a Canadian Nae Nae
person 2: goddamn!

by xander0 July 23, 2018

Canadian Bigfoot

Something Ethan Hudlow believes in, and Canadian is his religion

Ethan was chased by Canadian bigfoot

by A Person3333333 August 24, 2018

canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

canadian tings

A Ute sac with tons of girls from Canada

Ute sac #1: What did you do this weekend?
Ute sac #2: I got some tings big hoss!
Ute sac #1: Where did you get the tings?
Ute sac #2: Went to Canada for those Canadian tings
Ute sac #1: 10 4!

by Big Hosey April 30, 2019