catcallophobia

The fear or dislike of being cat-called.

“Why’d you run away when that guy whistled at you?”

“You didn’t know? I have catcallophobia.”

by Tiffalee February 6, 2021

calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

Cacalucifer

When you are taking a shat and it’s so big that you and your toilet explode and you drown into the deepest depths of hell

Oh dayum dude I must’ve had a CaCaLuCiFeR cuz I can’t see a thang

by CaCaLuCiFeR creator March 19, 2021

Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

Calculus

Literally Butt Rape. Don’t advise taking it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Steven gave Raj a lesson of of Calculus yesterday.

Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021

Calculus

Literally butt rape and anal torture. Don’t take it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Mr. Li gave Jar a lesson in Calculus.
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021