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Nathan Chrestman

A super cool gay landscaper. He has a really big wiener and loves his friends, his jeep and his country.
Hey have you guys seen Nathan Chrestman lately, he got a sick new jeep?
by Mr_sexlessmarriage June 25, 2022
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hah lol nobody cares

A phrase ex-besties keeps texting me.
Me: I AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW CALL AN AMBULANCE
Ex friend: hah lol nobody cares
Me: about you.
by Nobody reads this except you- September 29, 2021
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nobody fuckin cares

Shut up with your damn urban dictionary bullshit

Kind regards - everyone
“Hey look at my name meaning on urban dictionary”, “shut up Patrice nobody fuckin cares”.
by Everyone’s opinion November 23, 2021
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Nobody fucking cares

Nobody fucking cares about your god damn names.
by I like bootyslayer445 November 25, 2021
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crescent

an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually associated with the 'Pillsberry Dough Boy'.
caring nutritionist- Dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat

pillsberry dough boy- STFU.
by melanie IS a CRACKER November 25, 2007
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crespo

To masturbate creepily, more specifically in a public area.

Derived from Puerto Rican singing sensation Elvis Crespo, who was recently accused of masturbating under an airplane blanket next to a woman on his airplane.

To complete a crespo completely, one should later deny any accusations that follow.
"ca...CABRON que carajos estas haciendo? te stas tirando un crespo aki mismo a mi lado?"/ "no me acuerdo"

"dude i just pulled a crespo in lecture today"
by Victor Gomez May 21, 2009
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