crank that soulja boy,, covered by i set my friends on fire,, possibly the best rap remixed to metal ever,, much like the maryrose artifact's peanutbutter jelly time/a bay bay
go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy
(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.
Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"
Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."
Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"