Covid sus 😳 

Covid sus 😳 is when the imposter vents Infront of you!!1!

J saw him vent!!1!!

Who?

Covid sus 😳 !!!

Covid sus 😳 by ImposterSUS😳 January 14, 2021

Covid-19 

A new virus that emerged in 2019. Transmission of Covid occurs mostly through news broadcasting. The virus settles in between the ears and affects rational thinking. Symptoms may include hyper-vigilant cleansing, distrust of friends and neighbors, and an overwhelming urge to give up basic human rights for the perception of safety. Individuals with larger vacuums between the ears are at higher risk.

I sure hope the government will give us back our freedom once the Covid-19 is gone!

Covid-19 by montag123 March 25, 2021

covid shot 

When you cum on a girls face and stick a mask to her.

Bitch told me she was already vaccinated, but I gave her a COVID shot anyways.

covid shot by TheBlewsBrothers May 25, 2021

Covid-🇦🇺 

When Australia finally comes to terms that its zero Covid strategy to contain the coronavirus pandemic is a mere illusion, which is politically laughable considering that the country has the lowest vaccination rate among the developed countries.

Thanks to “dose sharing” with friendly developed countries, no one expects the land of kangaroos to fail in bringing down the number of Covid-🇦🇺 infections, thus putting an end to recurring lockdowns before the festive season.

Covid-🇦🇺 by Covido October 4, 2021

COVID-995 

When healthy or asymptomatic members of the public, who suspect that they might have contracted Covid-19 but with no life-threatening or emergency conditions, are conveniently dialing 995, thus depriving those who genuinely need the service urgently from doing so.

How many lives could have been saved globally had there been fewer or no COVID-995 calls?

COVID-995 by Covido November 5, 2021

COVID-19 

a pain in the ass

COVID-19: hi guys, my job is to kill you

COVID-19 by guy who likes to go camping June 3, 2022

COVID-19 

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

COVID-19 by CBinion91 April 7, 2020