Lightswitch Couple

A couple who is constantly breaking up and getting back together.

Dude, Deal and Pamela hooked up again.

Oh man! That's like the fiftieth time they've broken up and gotten back together. They are such a lightswitch couple.

by J-Deal December 17, 2007

National Couples Day

A day when couples get to be together all day

Hey! October 20 is National Couples Day!

by Chicken Shitakimushrooms October 15, 2019

a couple few

a term used in the southern united states to describe a number that is more than 2 but less than 10.

How many beers have you had tonight, Bob?

I dunno, a couple few.

by being used October 31, 2008

Coupon Orgasm

The excitement that ensues after using a coupon!
In other words it is the pleasure one feels after saving money from a coupon!!!

Tom has a coupon orgasm every time he saves money at Carl's Jr!

by joshyjosh's Girl June 12, 2008

coupe longueuil

a very ugly haircut, known to french quebeckers.

marie, don't tell me your boyfriend has a coupe longueuil ?
re : euhh, emmm....no no not really...

by blitzz September 18, 2007

couple

When two people are dating.

Maggie and Justin are the cutest couple.

by Maggies hott July 1, 2007

Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."

by Yeret February 9, 2015