Dude, I was flying around and shooting lightning out of my eyeballs, then I became Lucid and for some reason lost my Dream Control. I fell to the earth and ate shit.
by WakingNomad May 6, 2012

aww dog, theres to many people you gonna have to use the shit controller.
No buddy wants to play with the shit controller.
No buddy wants to play with the shit controller.
by Robert destroyer of controller May 14, 2010

"Bowl Control" ; noun
To be in control of the bowl of a marijuana smoking device currently being toked on by your bros.
To be in control of the bowl of a marijuana smoking device currently being toked on by your bros.
by bowl_control December 23, 2010

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
by D. Gould January 28, 2007

Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control
by conservative joe June 13, 2005

"Hey, Do you believe in Gun Control"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"
by xSnickerz May 15, 2018

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)
by Goose March 16, 2004
