conned

When a person decides to make a deal presented to them by someone else because they are convinced they will benefit handsomely from it; but the deal results in said person losing everything they put into it plus invariably much more, all while the 'someone' who proposed the deal is on track to benefit immensely, and secretly was the only one guaranteed to benefit at all.

That deal was so good there's no way it could of been true and in fact it wasn't, she was conned out of $400,000 in the end.

by BigDaddy MikeyRed August 16, 2014

Conan Obrien

WTF, he has the best musical guests. FOOL!

the strokes? white stripes? weekly acts? HMM?

by Wayne December 3, 2003

connecticut divorce

Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.

Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.

by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008

Conan O'Brien

one of the best comedians of our time with witty spontaneous jokes and is much much better than Leno will ever be. Sometimes though, he gets crappy guests

Conan O'Brien made me laugh so hard the other night

by Annie December 8, 2003

Conan OBrien

Conan Christopher O'Brien, Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Is hilarious.

Did you see Conan last night? Because if you didn't luckily you can catch it 3 more times throughout the week on 3 differnet networks because that's how fuckign good the show is.

by Nyght (Brian) March 16, 2004

Connecticunt

N: Generalized term for a resident of Connecticut......the most genuine Connecticunts are so ignorant and belligerent that they think Connecticunt is a compliment.

See masshole

WHAT THE HELL that fucking connecticunt just cut me off!

by gabthebomb October 12, 2010

conneaut

a small dirt town in northeast ohio with most of the population being old farts and methheads,most of the home town heros cruise to the PD(public docks) to get a view of lake erie and to get the great crisp smell of shit, you cant go down the street without encountering a whigger who thinks he will kick your booty.

you got to love the conneaut

by peter alesstron May 7, 2007