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condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.
Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
by John X Smith January 31, 2017
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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020
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Condom Sniffer

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night
by Thetatochip February 8, 2023
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condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating
Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"
by Ali T May 14, 2003
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condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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condom suppository

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"
by phillip's curve May 14, 2010
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