condito

A fag who cannot keep a relationship for more than a week. Also likes wrestling with guys because he gets boners!!!!

DUDE DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID HES SUCH A CONDITO!!!!!

by BLACKxTOOTHGRIN January 23, 2009

Cleveland Conviction

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer while playing Splinter Cell: Conviction. You unlock an achievement if you do it while playing on Realistic difficulty.

Connor unlocked the secret achievement in SC: Conviction called the Cleveland Conviction. Too bad it was only worth 10 gamerscore; his girlfriend was pissed.

by TypicalRacistMofo April 23, 2010

Air Conditioner

When a man cums on a woman's (man's) chest and then using the coolness of an ice bucket he hardens his male secretions and then after sometime chisels it off with her high heel shoe.

One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.

"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

Rising Conviction

An Amazing local band out of AZ. They're demo is 3 songs of musical bliss, the tracks Shudder, and Skin, make you want to jump around no matter where you are. They're live performances are absolutely amazing, and even orgasmic.

Rising Conviction is one of, if not the, greatest band to come out of AZ

by Reverend Sexy September 6, 2004

air conditioning

noun, a system where one "Climategate" troll fans another "Climategate" troll on a website's comment board.

"No one will ever make a solar panel that can power an house's air conditioning system!"
"FANNED - These Crap & Trade hippies never think about that!!!

by ErnestineBass April 30, 2011

Obama coalition

A devout group of supporters who worship their leader and believe he/she will create the change he/she promises, but then are ignored the moment the leader attains power. A common political maneuver seen with Obama supporters who rallied together to get him elected and were then summarily abandoned by the president.

We got played by the city council, they promised to use the funds to refurbish the community center, but instead used the money to build a sports arena. They used all of you to get elected because they saw you as an Obama coalition.

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

conniption

The one word that Garth's mom didn't teach him how to read from SNL.

Garth and Kat: *singing* "And you taught me how to reeeeeaad. But you forgot one word. One word. Two words. One word. Conniption. Conniption. Whyyy didn't you teach me conniption? Connipiton"

by kimniption October 16, 2019