Claustrobumhole

The phobia or fear of someones bum hole getting to close to you

"Back off! I've got Claustrobumhole."

by DubstepSheep900 February 13, 2017

clausania

Clausania is a very random country. Claus-The-Man-Of-God is the king. He has a family (surprising, considering his looks *yikes*). There is the queen (aka slave), she is Claus's sister. There is also Clauses slave - wife. The Clausishian people's favourite holiday is Christmas, because that is when Claus is going to die in 3753832 years (it's a very random holiday). All three of them are very poor, that is why they live under the bridge : they own all of the Clausishian bridges. They have 3 children : Clausisha, Clausiush and Claush. Their loyal pet is ~Clausishia the Swiss Goat. This is the most random country in the Milky Way and it is very hard to become a citizen of Clausania.

- U don't deserve to be a citizen of Clausania! U are not random enough!

by Random Claus June 5, 2020

Munch Clause

The unwritten, tiny letters of an agreement and or the subsequent evocation of more of your money due to the unnamed clause.

While the price is listed at $500, with the Munch Clause you're looking closer to $1,500.

by Magicviper August 13, 2020

causin dixie

A general state of mayhem, tomfoolery or shenanigans.

Don’t mind us, we’re just causin Dixie!!

by #makinithappen January 11, 2018

Pineda causeway

The Pineda causeway is Brevard county's drag strip. You don't have to worry about getting pulled over because when you pass the cop doing 100 plus mph he'll never catch up.

I'm heading to the Pineda causeway to try out this new NOS kit

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

Claustrophobic

The Fear of Santa Claus......

Squidward:Stop im claustrophobic
Patrick:What does that mean?
Spongebob:It means he has the fear of santa claus
Patrick:hohhohohoho!!
Spongebob:STOP!! YOUR scaring him!!

by blazingrathalos June 1, 2011