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car swarm 

A peculiar Palestinian custom of swarming around a car which had recently held Palestinian extremists but which was then blown up by Israel in a targeted killing of the terrorists inside. Often, thousands of Palestinian men will swarm around the destroyed vehicle, looking to retreive bits of flesh from the incinerated "martyrs." The bodily remains are then paraded around in triumph.
Worker #1 "Man, I saw another stupid car swarm on last night's news. Some people have waaaay to much time on their hands."

Worker #2 "Talk about 'get a job'..."

Worker #3 "They should probably get a life first."
car swarm by Garlic M. May 17, 2007
A fully functioning BBQ made from a Car. Using either the front, rear or whole car with a gas or coal fired BBQ.
Have you seen the Car-B-Q down the road? Its an old 1998 Nissan Almera front end with a coal fired BBQ under the bonnet! I think it's heading for JAE!
Car-B-Q by Al Mera August 11, 2011
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Car Takeover 

When a bunch of traffic-ass cars go to an Amazon warehouse parking lot to do donuts in a Chevy Suburban and all the kids think it is drifting
"Bro are you going to the car takeover later?"
"nah bro, my mom said she needs to use the elantra tonight, let me know if the cops come"
Car Takeover by Walmartboadrider November 19, 2020

car-sexual 

men or women who are into there cars more then men or women!
Before i thought he just wasnt into me! But i see the way he looks at the rims and exhust on my car!I think he is car-sexual!

Car Droppings 

In the winter; a mixture of snow, sand, salt, and dirt that builds up underneath cars primarily around the wheel well and drops off in chunks in parking lots and along roadways when the weather warms.
Man, look at all those car droppings!
Car Droppings by TerryF February 16, 2010

car commercial

Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"

*shows man playing frisbee with a dog

"Why are we here?"

*shows old couple laughing

"Are we alone in the universe?"

*shows children playing soccer or whatever

"Where did we come from?"

*shows meteor shower

"Where will we go?"

*shows astronauts spinning around

"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
car commercial by Jermother April 13, 2014

car monkey 

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
car monkey by Madmax16 May 17, 2016