Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

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Bung Butter

n. describes the creamy mixture of fluids that sneak out of the anus after unprotected anal sex. The base mixture contains spooge and fecal matter. It may also contain rectal blood, lubricant, spit or any other liquid that may have been inserted. Makes a great combination and sauce for the Dirty Sanchez.

Buddy, I woke up this morning, scratched my ass, and found some fresh bung butter - did you harpoon my starfish last night?

by cookie1964 February 13, 2013

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camel butter

The slick residue left from a sweaty vagina

I pulled down her yoga pants after her morning workout; to reveal a trail of camel butter. Where's my toast?

by zinnyyy September 9, 2015

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crouch butter

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

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ohio butter spreader

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.

When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.

by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016

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