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A Brendan

by Cute Kittin April 20, 2022
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Brendan

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.
Brendan is hot as hell.
by Unresistable... May 22, 2025
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Brendan

A guy that is immune to diabetes
Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes
by Lee bear May 25, 2019
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Brendan

sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!
All Brendans are awesome!!
by BaDaS* October 14, 2021
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brendan beaver

A human with particularity large teeth. Also has a mother of extreme beauty.
by DaddyRice April 19, 2018
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Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021
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Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away
Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay
by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023
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