Bodnuts

A person with an extremely high voice and is very camp

Simon jones is a bit bodnuts!

by I'm not a slut I'm a whor January 3, 2013

Your Body is a Wonderland

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Dead Body

Logan Paul's clickbait.

Ay yo logan I found a Dead Body, come check it out

by chatterzard_ June 1, 2018

body off baywatch, face off crime watch

This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.

"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."

by PedroXL September 30, 2006

body sign

Something often used on myspace, for myspace whores or celebrities. Often people ask for a "body" sign to show their fans, pretty much a fan sign written on the body.

"hey bro, check out this girl with the huge tits, she wrote my name on them"

" damn thats a nice ass body sign"

by cheriebabyy June 9, 2009

Body positive

When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.

-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.

by Saurabh August 24, 2018

Bodyguard

A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.

Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!

Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.

Joe: you are a true friend

by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009