The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.
by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023
Get the sprinkle blossom mug.Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Blossom mug.The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."
Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."
by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013
Get the Black Man's Blessing mug.Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof May 23, 2018
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I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 14, 2018
Get the Zeus's Blessing mug.The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
by Ricardo Del Toro June 18, 2007
Get the Blossom mug.1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011
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