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Bleach

Peak fiction, with the best characters in the show.
Let's sit down and watch bleach
by gl0ck0x June 23, 2021
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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
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Bleach

/blēCH/

1. Bleach is the generic name for any chemical product which is used industrially and domestically to remove color from a fabric or fiber or to clean or to remove stains in a process called bleaching.

2. Bleach is a successful Japanese manga by Tite Kubo, which as also been adapted into an anime series of the same name. The manga ran from August 7, 2001 – August 22, 2016, and the anime aired on TV Tokyo from October 2004 to March 2012. In March 2020, it was announced that the manga's final story arc, "Thousand-Year Blood War", would receive an anime adaptation.

3. Other uses of the word may have satirical/joking tone to them, such as people joking that they may "drink Bleach" or "Bleach their eyes". Many people agree that Bleach is a great beverage.
Person 1: Hey, want to come watch Bleach at my house?
Person 2: Sure, but I have to bleach a stain out of my clothes first!
Person 1: Haha, while you're at it get me some of that delicious Bleach beverage as well!
by nukacolas April 1, 2021
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Bleach

1: hey you saw the new episode of Bleach tybw
2: yeah Rukia’s Bankai was insane
by I_dribble September 26, 2023
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bleach

something all black people should use on their skin
go bleach urself
by iconicslut February 24, 2022
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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018
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bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.
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by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025
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