bible basher

some one who has an obsession for the bible.

also wanting to relese their fluid into the holy book,

jonny: this is some good bible bashing!!
ryan: hellz yer,you bible basher!
jonny:wag1
ryan:poonanny man!

by wag1rudeboi August 8, 2009

bible camp

The best place to go for a week in summer. Seriously. Regardless of whether you actually believe in god.
1.You can meet druggies. And satanists. And you can get drunk, and hook up with some other non-religious people.
2....or you can learn to accept christ as your savior.

Take your pick. Either way, bible camp is great.

Joe: So how was bible camp?"
Sue: "I learned how good god is!"
Mary: "I lost my virginity!"

by Vampire Ghost October 8, 2006

Bible Music

Slang for and relating to pornographic material. Allows one to stay inconspicuous when speaking of the afore topic.

"I have 6.7GB of bible music."

by Rob Hallock March 8, 2004

Bible Hugger

Someone who carries the bible with them, reads it or say they read it, but does not quote it properly or in the right context.

That bible hugger wouldn't know Jesus if he was carrying his crucifix down main street.

by Silence369 January 9, 2008

Bible Gap

The gap between a woman's upper thighs. It varies between a Pamphlet or Gideons (a nonexistent or narrow gap respectively) right up to the rare and priceless King James Family Heirloom (a gap so wide as to allow a clenched fist to pass unobstructed).

So named because it facilitates the position of the Missionary.

By means of the young lady's prodigious Bible Gap, her cameltoe (q.v.) was visible from behind even when she was at (and thereby commanding...) full attention.

by theVictorian December 9, 2008

bullet in a bible

an amazing dvd of a green day concert. you may think it's just for stupid teenies, but it definitely is not.

i am a real green day fan, and don't even like american idiot much. bullet in a bible still made me cry, because the whole thing is so wow.

see green day, billie joe armstrong, tre cool, mike dirnt. yeah, all amazing and talented and gorgeous and.. yeah.

i watched bullet in a bible right when i got it, and king for a day/shout was the most ghofb thing i've even seen. good riddance made me cry.

by mrs armstrong December 16, 2005

Bible Banger

A person who follows their life according to the scriptures of the Bible. These people are usually very uptight, and very difficult to get into bed.

Man that girl is such a Bible Banger, she is probably harder to get into than Fort Knox.

by Bloodlust February 3, 2004