beater

A $50 car. Favourites include the Hyundai Pony, Datsun 210, Chevy Chevette and Dodge Omni. You can hold the rusty body panels together with radio station stickers.

Arsehole: "Dude, your car is a beater. Get a better one like mine."
BeaterMan: "How much did yours cost?"
Arsehole: "$30,000."
BeaterMan: "I can buy 600 beaters for what you paid for yours. Dipshit."

by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003

beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

by Jamoca May 5, 2003

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

brushing her beaver

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.

This is a slang word

The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .

by Hef September 5, 2005

Beaner

4'11 Hispanic man. Preferably with the signature white T shirt and paint stained blue jeans.

Look at that beaner outside the 7 eleven

by Pigeon May 21, 2015

Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.

"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"

by The True King of England November 6, 2007