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Bacon Bath

When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
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Bathing the Gorrila

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."
by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022
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bro bath

When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.
Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.
by kstyles March 12, 2018
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Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face
"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"
by Scallylank October 5, 2013
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Sink bath

When, as an adult, you fill up the sink with warm water, and then put your butt in it.
The shower wasn't working so I took a sink bath.
by Sfalexi February 14, 2022
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fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing
Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.
by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018
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