Baloon Bum

A girl that is an ass whore (A girl who loves anal sex), and her rump is inflating enormously like a baloon.

"Does Jenny like it in her anal? Cause it looks like she is getting a Baloon Bum!!!"

by Insane V April 12, 2004

Baboon Suck

The most horrible noise that can occur when someone is getting a blowjob.

Did you see that cwb at the party last night?

Yeah she was totally giving that guy a baboon suck.

by Charles Norris IV January 3, 2010

Baboon

Your least favorite uncle.

Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.

by Darth Frosty January 4, 2018

Baboon pussy

The swollen and raw appearance of the vaginal area after hours of vigorous copulation.

He fucked me real good; I got that baboon pussy.

by NikiMaria April 9, 2018

baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

by pentozali July 24, 2011