banter

another word used to describe sex or sexy times. common strictly between people whose names are louis or harry

“just a bit of banter i think”

by larrie.blue.green November 9, 2019

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

Banter Barrier

When you make a comment thinking it will be a joke but instead it crosses several lines and starts an argument ending in 1000 messages on discord depending on what side of the joke you are on.

"your fat", "your built like a hp pencil", "your so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed", "when god said let their be light he had to ask you to move out the way first", "that joke wasnt cool you crossed the banter barrier"

by Makka Pakz June 27, 2025

triple banter

When so much banter is coming your way from the same person.

Jade kept giving charlie mulitiple bants.

Have i been triple bantered? Said charlie

by Jackc86 July 13, 2016

Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.

The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island

by werdnum September 30, 2021