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Burrito Sauna

Four or more gay Mexicans having sex in a port-a-potty.
Uhhhhh.... Smells like a Burrito Sauna in here.
by Bronco Spurlock July 19, 2016
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fantasy burrito

The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.
1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.

2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.
by Hoodad January 6, 2006
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english burrito

the literal act of shitting onto a piece of paper, wrapping it up (like a burrito), and turning it in as an assignment. Can be used in any class but works best for english-related classes because most students write B.S. anyway.
Brian didn't want to spend a whole weekend writing an essay he was going to fail, regardless of his effort, so instead he turned in an english burrito to voice his displeasure.
by gocavs July 9, 2010
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Burrell Girls

Lame ass girls from a shity town called lower burrell, they drink vlady on the reg, suck nigger dick on the reg, and ruin senior trips to the OC on the reg.
Those are some fucking simple ass Burrell Girls right there.
by I love Burrell October 25, 2009
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would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life
And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?
by John Gibby January 7, 2005
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BURRR

for all y'all retards who put random shit, BURRR is what rapper Gucci Mane says after every line in order to symbolize the mad ice on his chain.
Gucci Mane so icey that i say BURRR

DecemBURRR 8th is when Gucci's album dropped
by soiceysoulja April 2, 2010
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A breakfast burrito

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets
A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.
by Phillip R. November 15, 2005
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