boner crusher 

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.

Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.

boner crusher by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007

Boner Barricade 

When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.

On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.

Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade

Boner Barricade by I_Like_How_I July 3, 2012

Boner Troller 

1. A woman who looks so sexy from the back you have to jazz hands. But her front is not okay. She effectively gives you a boner from behind but puts in down in the front.

2. A lady who leads you on making you think you're going to get your groove on with her. Only to deny you. Again trolling your boner.

1. Oh damn, that girls ass is amazing. What's up fro- Oh shit man. It's scary. Damn she was a boner troller.

2. God bro I was gonna get it in tonight but Annie totally didn't want it to happen. Damn Boner Troller.

Boner Troller by PussyMcDickFuckYourAss April 8, 2013

boner time

In response to an action or statement; a state of unparalleled excellence in which achieving a boner is not only fitting, but a moral imperative.

"Hey man, all of our classes were canceled, Mallory called and said she was totally free, and I just picked up a case of Keystone!"

"Boner Time!"

boner time by xtremebro January 28, 2009

boner shark 

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

boner shark by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

Boner Pwner by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

boner assassin 

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

boner assassin by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004