hollister

a lame store for posers that, like abercrombie, smells like vomit (hollister cologne), employs social rejects with nice hair and faux tans, and sells fake vintage clothes with made-up events on them. except worse because when you're in there it feels like you're in a cave.

"jesus since when is there a cave attached to the mall?"
"no this is just hollister"
"i can't see my hand"
"let's leave."

"did you really go to the 1982 pie eating contest of salmonville, west virginia?"
"no, i wish. so instead i got this shirt at hollister."

by hwell May 8, 2006

hollister

store that is overrated and overpriced. they sell 'surfer' clothing aka. hey everyone, let's pretend like we actually surf! it is very popular, i'll admit, but of course my friend once bought a sweater there and i've seen atleat 20 other girls in my school with it. personally, i'm hollister clothing-free and PROUD. also see "pungent purfume", "preps in disguise", and "jerks 'r us".

Stereotyped girl # 1: Like, omg -actually says, 'o.m.g.'-, guys let's go into hollister. all the hotties are in there! wow like omg, i love this store! let's blow our paychecks so we can look like zombies!

Stereotyped girl # 2: Omg you are so totally right! i want to look like i live in california even though i DON'T!

by steph12345 February 5, 2007

hollister co.

A store with hella cute clothing(sometimes)(well, most of the time), named after a city in cali. Not all that expensive. UNLESS u think u gotta shop at the front .>_<.
A store that some people diss if they don't shop there.

Some people at my school choose to base people on what they wear, like hollister co., my point of view, they are hella stupid.

by xoxazngirlxox August 9, 2007

Hollister

Type of CLothing that Fag teenagers use,usually the posers who have no interests, also are very picky about what people think about them and their looks

white kids who wear hollister are POSERS...............

by Haris ahmed July 23, 2008

hollister

this store that everyfucking person shops at, originates from A&F. but has wayyy cheaper quality& ugly stuff that you see every person around town+ at yer school WWEAR. yur so freakin original,bjkkkj. my hollister jeans always rip, &my sweaters fit weirdd& my tanks+tees get holes after being worn like four times or so?

hollister has ugly ,cheap quality clothing

by scr34mform3 March 29, 2008

BLISTER IN THE SUN

to be HIGH off of weed.

Violent femmes.
Blister In The Sun-
"...Im HIGH as a kite
i just might stop to check
you out. let me go on
like i BLISTER IN THE SUN..."

by MOMO_911 June 15, 2007

Bollinger

Invite someone to a party and then insult them for personal gain

The president of Iran was completely bollingered at Columbia University.

by Ahmin October 28, 2007