Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.

Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012

Morbiusly a beast

My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

by CC-8826 August 29, 2023

L.A. Beast

A man on YouTube who performes rather stupid yet entertaining challenges such as consuming 21 dimes, drinking a 20 year old bottle of Crystal Pepsi and putting Icy Hot on his testicles. Despite these rather painful and life threatening challenges he is still currently alive and still entertains his viewers to this very day. Aside from making food challenge videos, he was also a main contributor for the online movement to bring back Crystal Pepsi, which ended up being a success. He is also known for saying his catchphrases "Have a good day" "That was the stupidest thing I have ever done" and "I have to go to the hospital".

The L.A. Beast has to go the the hospital again for sticking his hand in Hot Ice and receiving 3rd degree burns by doing so.

by bvogs December 1, 2020

Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.

by Blayde February 28, 2008

beastworthy

A measure of whether or not someone is hot/good-looking enough to make the "beast with two backs" with, e.g. to sleep with.

That actor, Nathan Fillion, is so beastworthy.

Example 2: Have you seen the new guy yet? Very beastworthy.

by Brandee A. October 21, 2005

Sexy Beast

Someone so impossibly gorgeous it's alarming

Steve is a sexy beast

by Jenny October 16, 2003